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Unknown till it was discovered by archaeologists, the
mystic horoscope is divided into 12 signs, each one
ruled by a different Egyptian god. 4000 years ago,
mothers took their new born baby girls to the Temple
of the Sun on the banks of the Nile, where priests
consulted sacred writings to foretell the infants'
romantic futures. Here exclusively, are the 12 birth
signs & the significance of each to those born under
them. Enjoy.

JANUARY 1st - FEBRUARY 2nd
AMMON (GOD OF PROPHETS)
Those born under this sign have a sure talent for
recognising Mr/Ms Right the first time they see
him/her - for them it's often a matter of love at
first sight. When this happens, usually at a chance
meeting in public places like shopping malls or
restaurants, you can attract him/her by radiating
happiness. You'll find it will captivate him/her.

FEBRUARY 3rd - MARCH 4th
SUCHOS (GOD OF THE SACRED NILE)
Better known as the Crocodile God, Suchos guarded the
treasures of ancient Egypt. Those born under this sign
are attracted by beauty; ancient wise men warned them
not to be blinded by it. "Look beyond an attractive
appearance and find the real man beneath," they
warned. "Listen to your heart, instead of what your
eyes tell you."

MARCH 5th - APRIL 9th
OSIRIS (GOD OF FERTILITY) If you were born under this
sign, don't expect to fall in love at first sight.
Those ruled by Osiris need time for love to put down
roots in their hearts, but it will grow stronger until
it blossoms into romance that will last a lifetime.

APRIL 10th - MAY 2nd
PTAH (GOD OF TRUTH)
Ptah's people are very sincere ; have to be careful to
avoid being hurt in romance. You'll find your Mr/Ms
Right practically on your doorstep becoz' you've known
him/her for a long time. Becoz' he's a down-to-earth
type who appreciates sincerity, he'll be attracted to
you sooner or later, so don't be pushy when you
recognise him.

MAY 3rd - JUNE 16th
HORUS (GOD OF LIFE)
The hawk-headed god rules a fickle sign - those born
under it have roving eyes a passionate nature. Life
for them is finding a series of Mr/Ms Rights, they
have no trouble doing it. For true Romantic happiness,
you need a very strong, steady type of man/woman who
can tame your restless spirit still give you the
excitement you crave.

JUNE 17th - JULY 21st
NEPHTAPHIS (GODDESS OF TRUE LOVE)
Beautiful Nephtaphis watches over this most dreamily
romantic of all signs.Her children are incredibly
loyal to their lovers, ; are actually capable of
becoming one with them in body, mind & soul. For this
reason they have to be careful to choose men/women as
caring ; considerate as themselves, or they will
cruelly be taken advantage of.

JULY 22nd - AUGUST 18
SETI (GOD OF THUNDER & LIGHTNING)
Like their turbulent guardian, those born under this
sign have quicksilver temperaments ; have to keep
their thermostats lowered if they want their love
lives to heat up. You need an even-tempered,
understanding type who can put up with your occasional
outbursts.

AUGUST 19th - SEPTEMBER 21st
ANUBIS (THE PROTECTOR GOD)
If you were lucky enough to be born under this sign,
you can look forward to life-long romance that will
never stop growing. Mr/Ms Right for you is the mystery
man type who has a multi-faceted personality ; will
forever be revealing new & fascinating aspects of
himself/herself, thereby continually giving you
something new about himself for you to love.

SEPTEMBER 22nd - OCTOBER 15th
RA (THE SUN GOD)
You'll have no trouble finding Mr/Ms Right becoz'
you're what every man/woman is looking for - tender,
understanding, passionate, intensely loyal. Men/Women
will flock to you, so you can afford to be choosy.
Pick the man/woman who is most deserving of the prize
you are, don't look back. Your only fault is a
tendency to wonder if you made the right choices in
the past, so keep your eyes peeled on the future.

OCTOBER 16th - NOVEMBER 9th
ISIS (GODDESS OF MIRACLES)
Those born under the sign of this ancient Egypt's
chief goddess have a magic touch. With a smile, they
can captivate any man/woman who attracts them.
Finding Mr/Ms Right is easy for Isis' sons/daughters
they can spot him/her a mile off ; snare him/her with
their great charm.

NOVEMBER 10th - DECEMBER 3rd
THOTH (GOD OF LIGHT)
Thoth's children have a hard time displaying their
feelings, especially the romantic ones. When you meet
Mr/Ms Right, show him how you feel, don't keep him/her
guessing or waiting.

DECEMBER 4th - DECEMBER 31st
HATHOR (GODDESS OF MUSIC &; THE ARTS) Hathor's children are in love with love. They tend to fall head
over heels in love with the first man that shows any
interest in them, they stick to them like glue. Keep
a level head ; be sure he's really Mr/Ms Right. Your
type of man/woman likes harmony; you have to show
him/her thatyou're the one who can provide it.

Monday, November 18, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Quote for the Day

Boys- they may seem to rule our world but right after we get screwed, what the f*** they’re just d**ks! So girl don’t let yourself get involved too much with them because we chicks rule.

Got the quote from apple_pay heheheh remember it says boys na ha. . . its different with a gentleman hahahahah.So no hard feelings just wanted to post it.

Correction diay the title of the compilation is You Had Me At Hello PS These songs made me think of you. Nice jud but I'm listening to Side A's greatest hits now makabuang sad hehehehe.

QP??? got a prob with programming nasad can I bother you???? Kay basin ako nasad imong ingnan ug ako ra mutawag hehehe. Urgent ipass namu tom. got naman the idea.

Flurry?? I did what you told me but there's something wrong lahi ang output. we had Burce ganina grabe wa najud mi kaget sa iyang handwriting and everyone was soo sleepy hehehehe and speaking of Gary he was soo in the mood what's with the snaping of fingers heheheeh

Apple_pay hehehe we're going to be silent naman diba???? heheheheh hapit na new year so new nasad ang. . . anyway he didn't go to class heheheh
Insensitive

How do you cool your lips, after a summer's kiss?
How do you rid the sweat, after the body's bliss?
How do you turn your eyes, from the romantic glare?
How do you block the sound
Of a voice you'd know anywhere?

1-Oh, I really should have known
By the time you drove me home
By the vagueness in your eyes, your casual good-byes
By the chill in your embrace
The expression on your face, told me
Maybe, you might have some advice to give
How to be insensitive, insensitive ooh, insensitive

How do you numb your skin, after the warmest touch?
How do you slow your blood, after the body rush?
How do you free your soul, after you've found a friend?
How do you teach your heart
It's a crime to fall in love again?

Oh, you probably won't remember me
It's probably ancient history
I'm one of the chosen few
Who went ahead and fell for you
I'm out of vogue, I'm out of touch
I fell too fast I feel too much
I thought that you might have some advice to give,
How to be insensitive
(repeat 1)

Sunday, November 17, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »

Little Bitch: Energetic, enthusiastic and feisty as hell! You're like a bird - you need to fly! Once you've set your sights on something, there's no holding you back. You want a partner who won't tell you what to do. What's your DDR theme song?



Which Love Hina Girl Are You?
People aren't sure what to make of you. You show both your mischevious and tomboyish side, and your more sensitive and vulnerable side at seemingly random times. But you're good at heart, practical and down-to-earth, "unfettered by foolish dreams". Sometimes the confusion of growing up makes you want to run away and seek the security you crave, but why not learn to take comfort in the people around you rather than turning away from them instead?
Which Love Hina Girl Are You?



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What is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this
way: I'm the
breadwinner
of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your
Mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her the
Government. We're
here to
take care of your needs, so we'll call you the
people. The nanny,
we'll
consider her the Working Class. And your baby
brother, we'll call him
the
Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes
sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about
what dad had said.
Later
that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he
gets up to check
on
him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his
diaper. So the
little
boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother
sound asleep. Not
wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door
locked,
he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed
with the nanny. He
gives
up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his
father, "Dad, I think I
Understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own
words what you think
politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is
screwing the
Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People
are being ignored
and the
Future is in deep shit.


Saturday, November 16, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »

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Thursday, November 14, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

I heard someone whisper your name but when I turned around to see who it was, I was all alone. That’s when I realized that it was my heart telling me how much I missed you.

Okay FINE!!!!!!!! Just when I checked my site this afternoon the tagboard was okay now that It's my sched to update the tag board is busted again. I'm Jinxed

Hi angelie! Nice to hear from you, Yeah Ipay told me that you would visit my site 'coz she advertised it while e-mailing you feel free to drop by anytime kay the people will also be dropping by para they can hear from you sad. So here's some of the news sa atong block, Manny's face is kinda two-faced karon kay he slid while playing basketball and one side of his face hit the floor, bernice has shifted to nursing already she's not in USC anymore naa na sa CDC, edu and rhea are still going strong, ipay and me are kinda together na sa mga kabuang moments diba Ipay?????? heheheheh vanessa is still the same and also deanne.

Ipay???? Can't stop laughing jud sa imu reaction ganina about the clark and lana thing heheheheh QP doesn't know pa raba about that hehehe mura nangluod man gud to naku heheheh d ka angayan yeeee!

QP???? nangluod jud ka noh???? heheheh I thought naka G raka dayon pag ingun naku nimu ikaw bya ang one person nga maka G dayon usahay di na gani ko muingun maka G dayon ka. . . heheheh what a reaction its like throwing a quarter pounder into a trash can DRAMA!. Hey you missed something, I have pics for you to see unta kanina but nag luod-luod man heheheheheh

plum? got na your email, okay I like the song "complicated" but i'm really not into avril lavigne as in th pics hehehe Enrique was okay but na pa jud si brandy but thanks anyway. I'm still wondering what celebrity will I put on my book heheheh mana man si Enrique.

Flurry??? hmmm??? na hilum lagi ka didn't see you today.

MACY!!!!!! thanks for dropping by last night hehehe I know saba kayu ta but as usual bahala na! Saw dudes kanina but wa man ka ingun siya hehehe. Funy nasad kayu ganina Was in the car pag change naku station Y101 kay '90s man ang UR, " I like you the way you are when we're driving in your car and you're talking to me one on one but you've become somebody else round everyone else watching your back like you can't relax trying to be cool you look like a fool to me, why do you have to go and make things so complicated see the way you're acting like you'tre somebody else gets me frustrated . . . " hehehe when I heard this line remembered you jud hehehehehe grabe kept on laughing tungud nimu heheheheh nya esp. what you told me heheheheheh

Your Zodiac Signs And THe Way You Kiss

Aries

Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of
lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.

Taurus

Your kisses linger; they are deliberate,
heartfelt and they can go on and on and on.

Gemini

Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of
giggles, smiles and funny observations.

Cancer

Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never
want to let them go.

Leo

Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and
clawing;you expect applause for your performance.


Virgo

Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover
only notices them once you've finished.

Libra

You're too busy worrying about your breath to
really get into your kisses.

Scorpio

You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever
comes next for you.

Sagittarius

Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs
that leave the kissed wanting more.

Capricorn

Your kisses are intense moments of sublime
relief from the stress of your day.

Aquarius

Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to
keep your eyes open.


Pisces

Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and
long-lasting.

Saturday, November 09, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Here are some other qizzes I took, Just bumped into these quizzes and decided to take ALL OF THEM since I got nothing to do, I know some of the quizzes I took may be out of this world or maybe some kinda inappropriate???. Hehehehe don't laugh at my results its just for fun and again I'm still cute daw hehehe hmmm QP, flurry and apple_pay still no comment???

You are Fozzie!
Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you're a great friend and can always be counted on.
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Friday, November 08, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

If you want to catch a butterfly, don’t run after it, instead sit down and open your hand. It will just land on your palm when it needs to rest. That’s the way to find love.






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Plum???? familiar?? hehehe you told me to do something with this quote like you did but I decided to post it nalang hehehe just look kung unsa mi kabuang ni Ipay ganina? heheheh you know na what I mean diba apple_pay??

Today, I went to school but guess what time?/ hehhehe 1230PM when I got there we proceeded to Ila Puti and had another round of Banana Caramel Crepe God it tastes good!!!! Then we went to our physics class still no teacher, the thrill is killing us! Come221 Burce was present but decided not to come to our class EM22 no teacher so all in all I did nothing in school. But its okay 'coz its better than being at home di na jud madala, its better to be in school wherein you see your friends then a few acquaintances then you can talk A LOT.

QP??? sayang you weren't there pag mga late afternoon! I just discovered thanks to vanessa that both sides of my lower chin got bruised as what vanessa said the color is orange brown heheheh c bill kita but I know if you were there mukatawa jud ka hehehehe QP as usual eyes are looking heheheheh Will it rain tonight??? heheheh nabuyagan ra ba to last night then this morning pa jud if I wasn't dreaming.

Mga Peeps Uniform na Monday according to Mr. Buma-at!

Feon??? thanks for the peanuts and guess what? left it in Fame's bag just realized when I got home.

Apple_pay hope you will enjoy your night hehehe with doggy. By the way wala na ni call after akong gi cancel ang calls hehehe.

Bill????? here's your request a christmas song. I chose this song kay kinda memorable man gud if van, deanne, bern still remember kung unsa ko ka BOMB because of this song.hahaha want this ring tone??? About kanina sakto akong bet hehehehe by the way thanks for the notes, the books and the advices bisana confusing imong gi instruct namu about where to sit and what to do.

Frosty the Snow Man

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

Frosty the snowman knew
the sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
we'll have some fun
now before I melt away."
Down to the village,
with a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there all
around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

Thursday, November 07, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Don't know of this is really a quote but thanks to apple_pay

Once there was a girl who truly loved a guy but he just played around. . . the girl said “I shall wait” One day she left and a friend asked her why, she said “I realized my heart is tired”

Apple_pay ka IGAT gud ato! What was that???? Heheheheh Thank God the girl didn't wait helo???? Would you wait? I don't think so we could always shift gears diba QP????? hahahahahah DO SHIFT GEARS when its kinda SLOOOOOOOWWWW na btaw hahahahaha pero apple_pay let QP be our role model kita na lang sabot ana hahaha

Okay QP! here's the update you wanted, but I warned you I have nothing to put pa kay I have no news for all of you. Today I went to school saw some people then there was this free motor riding lessons, reminds me of the motocross challenge hehehe, we wanted to try it out but I backed out kay I'm kinda "SHY" heheheh Fame and Feona went ahead as me and vanessa were just chatting and ohter stuff hahhahaha.Who's the teacher you're talking about???? the 1130 sched?? your class was supposed to be 1130 and as of what I remember 12+ naka na abot.

Thanks to Bill(billy-billy) your kinda orange and red today, we now know our teacher, Come222 Mom Daday, Come221 lec Burce, Come221 lab sir Madz. Bill??? what do you mean maba-id???? how is he compared to the teacher we 'had to adapt'?

Hey nice daw ang "Maalaala Mo Kaya" today heheheh Fizz if you're reading reminds me of "pacman" hahahaha Yeh, Fizz??? where are you? No fizz we can find I guess ni apil jud ug kawala kay its not on the Mcdo Menu already.

I think Thay's all I can say ra. And here's a song I'm listening to now hahaha kinda classic. . .

Stand By Me

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me, so
* Darling darling stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me, stand by me
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Ot the mountain
Should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me, and
(Repeat * 2 times)

Whenever you're in trouble
Won't you stand by me, oh stand by me

Wednesday, November 06, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

I miss you when there’s no reason to… How much more if there is? I miss you even if we talk, how much more if we don’t? I miss you after we’re together, how much more if never? I miss you now, how much more later?

As of now, I have decided that I will go to school tomorrow heheheh a lot of you are looking for me naman gud hahahah might sound crazy but its true don't deny na lang mga peeps apple_pay txtd me, si flurry no comment OBVIOUS naman hahaha as of the rest ambot ninyo kung mu amin ba mo!

Did nothing ra jud today just went to lahug then did some things hehehehe. Then I just came home from a movie. Guess what I watched??????? "I Need You" heard of it????? d btaw uy "Kailangan Kita" grabe the movie always shows food, after watching it I'm craving for 'LAING' in Cafe Laguna. I really think you should watch the movie its really nice.Its nothing compared to 9 Mornings.

Mcfluurrrrrrry!!!! here's your request heheheh you miss me hahahaha namingaw man kaha ang school??

I Miss You

Gimme a reason
Why I'm feeling so blue
Everytime I close my eyes, all I see is you
Gimme a reason
Why I can't feel my heart
Everytime you leave my side, I just fall apart

And when you're fast asleep, I wonder where you go
Can you tell me, I wanna know

Because I miss you
And this is all I wanna say
I guess I miss you, beautiful
These three words have said it all
You know I miss you
I think about you when you're gone
I guess I miss you, nothing's wrong
I don't need to carry on

Gimme a reason
Why I can't concentrate
The world is turning upside down
Spinning round and round
Gimme a reason
Why I now understand
The beauty and simplicity of everything surrounding me

You got a way of spreading magic everywhere
Anywhere I go, I know you're always there
It sounds ridiculous, but when you leave a room
There's a part of me that just wants to follow you too

Because I miss you
And this is all I wanna say
I guess I miss you, beautiful
These three words have said it all
You know I miss you
I think about you when you're gone
I guess I miss you, nothing's wrong
I don't need to carry on

It's such a hard life in most of the time
I'm just surviving
That's why I want you to know
In the world where sincerity has lost its meaning
You fill my world with so much hope

And I miss you
This is all I wanna say
I guess I miss you, beautiful
These three words have said it all
You know I miss you
I think about you when you're gone
I guess I miss you, nothing's wrong
I don't need to carry on

You know I miss you
And this all I wanna say
I guess I miss you, beautiful
These three words have said it all

You know I miss you
And this is all I wanna do
I know it doesn't sound too cool
But maybe I'm in love with you

You know I miss you
And this all I wanna say
I guess I miss you, nothing's wrong
I don't need to carry on

I just miss you
Yeah, it's true
I miss you, baby
And when you're walking out that door
I know I miss you
You make me wanna ask for more
I just miss you
Yeah, it's true
I miss you, baby

Tuesday, November 05, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

I always think of the things I might have missed if we never met, since time gave us the chance to meet, I’m thinking how I’m going to spend my days so that tomorrow when I wake up, I would still have you . . .

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Hehehe Is this true ba gud??? Does it really sound like Me???? CUTE?????? hahahah naay nasuya hahahah TAG your comments

I'm still wondering whether I'm going to school tomorrow or not! But it really depends most especially sa akong face if "muhubag" tomorrow. As of today, it wasn't that sore don't know about tomorrow I hope it will not be that clear. Truthfully I miss school na jud, wherein you have many things to do and many things to talk about diba dibs? hehehehe

QP and flurry! this was the moment you've been waiting for, sorry ha but it took me only 1 day or less than 1 day and I'm back to my routines hahahaha "mabuang ko" I wasn't able to resist going out and eating the ordinary kinds of food heheheh I'm back to normal intake but the food is made softer hahaha. SORY BUT YOU GUYS LOOSE hahaha By the way I'm eating Ice cream nasad today's flavor 'Cookies n Cream' hehehehe

Apple_pay???? when do you plan to go to school????? I changed my PE schedule I think we have the same PE sched. na if you didn't change your first PE sched. Did you really change it? Confused man to si QP kung what subject to imu gi change.

Your Body Is A Wonderland

We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

Monday, November 04, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Slowly tiny stars fell from the moonlit sky, you know the reason why? Its because I begged them to, so that I could prove to you that not only I, but even stars could fall for someone like you. . .

I'm bored as hell here at home. I'm not allowed to go out today and maybe also tomorrow safety precaution lang daw because of my recent tooth operation. Well, as usual it was fun hehehehe it's a jungle out there! Hey you know what I'm craving now?????? Ice cream!!!!!!!! bahala na unsay flavor! So any good soul there???? heheheheh flurry you're bad I know you did it deliberately hahaha joke lang can't eat naman eh I'm on a "soft Food" diet only grrrr!!!!!! but thank god I can eat ice cream heheheheh hmmmmmm. . . can't go out to buy man gud!

Mercy!!!!!!!!!! pag coll nimu ba vanessa kept on laughing tungud sa akong ringtone! Where are you man uy!!!!! Called again last night imu 4-hia nakatubag then di pa jud ka mu answer imu cell! heheheheh mom kept on laughing pag call nimu kay of all the questions ang imong gi ask kay what was I wearing hahahahahahha

Finally heard na the song falling It's playing now sa Myx! quite a nice song ha!

Falling

I don't know how
I don't know why
But girl it seems
You've touched my life
You're in my dreams
You're in my heart
I'm not myself
When we're apart

Something strange has come over me
A raging wind across my seas
And girl you know that your eyes are to blame
What am I supposed to do
If I can't get over you
And come to find that you don't feel the same

Chorus:
Cuz I'm falling, falling
Girl, I'm falling for you
And I pray your falling too
I've been falling, falling
Ever since the moment
I laid eyes on you

I lose my step
I lose my ground
I lose myself
When you're around
I'm holding on
For my life
To keep from drowning
In your eyes

Girl what have you done to me
To make me fall so desperately
To think that I don't even know your name
And how am I supposed to live
If I cant get over this
And you decide that you don't feel the same
(Chorus)

Falling - Will you stay or will you go?
Heaven - Heaven knows what my future holds
Questions - Questions linger on my mind
Day break - From day break to dark of night
I don't know what's come over me
Cant you see?




Sunday, November 03, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

There’s something about the look in your eyes, something I noticed when the light was just right, it reminded me twice that I was alive and it reminded me that you’re so worth the fight...

Happy Birthday Jho!

Oh what a day!!!!!!!! Guess what Time I woke up?????? It was already around 12 well truthfully I woke up around 730 AM but my head was killing me so got no other choice but to sleep again until my head's well already. I may be a pig but at least I had a reason wake up late which I don't normally do.

Now people who txtd me about wearing uniform tomorrow???? The answer is I DON'T KNOW (that's why I called you van kanina but unluckily you were out) the guards in school don't even know I was aking them since last week. But piece of advice don't wear uniform na lang if you could pass (meaning your face) as a freshmen ahem. . . I could still pass as a freshmen walay mu angal kay ang guard nay ni ingun ayaw na lang pag uniform ma dala paman kuno ko hehe.

Mercy????? sorry wasn't able to reply nasad after sa imong text nga you're going home na from tambuli kay nakatulog ko I thought di naka mureply kay nalingaw na ka ug storya! I called man sa inyong house you weren't home pa! Hope you had fun in Tambuli bisan wala ka naligo (sa chika ba with the oldies).

Apple_pay??????? You're Ym is online but got no reply from you?????? Anyway we have to think na of a venue that could fit about a thousand people!!! How about having a theme???? we have about 4 weeks na lang to plan! Gary if you have ideas tell us!

QP??? already added the modem! I did what you told me man last night nya you know what it needs ra????? Unplug it then plug it again how pathetic!!!!!!

Gary! We know na who's selling the "illegal" shirts. We still have to talk about it pa, but excited naman gud mi sa party and as what Ipay said " hahahah hapit na valentines, its business time nasad daw with her irresistable cookies right pay???"

Who am I missing paman?????? aw ang uban ganahan raman mo sniff! see you guys in school, Its a new start nasad! ciao.

Saturday, November 02, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

It may be foolish of me to think that you’re thinking of me right now, but what if you do miss me the way I’d miss you everyday and what if I’m the reason behind that smile ? . . . I guess tomorrow I could die.

Since I just invited a number of people to visit my site WELCOME na lang in advance if either of you do visit! Dou itashimashite. Today is Nov. 2 All Soul's day! Funny isn't it??? I just knew that today is all soul's day and yesterday was all saint's day thanks to Chris aka (insik or chia say) it was his birthday yesterday and he kept on telling all of us that he was happy to be born on that day since as what he said "he's one of the saints." hahahahah funny or corny?? Belated happy birthday sik!!!!

Now how was my day?! really B.O.R.I.N.G. that would explain how bored I am. Woke up around 8:30AM then watch TV, surf the net, text, sleep, read a book, eat oh well that wasn't in correct order. I'm watching Survivor I on AXN now truthfully the first one is still the best I was a survivor fan until survivor II came out I think it was the australian outback it was pretty boring and it was really clear that they really wanted to copy survivor I with all its success but it didn't hit me at all.

FIZZZZZ?????????? I think you better change na your name since it no longer belongs to the mcdonald's menu. hehehe how are you? how is your schedule a lot of people are waiting for your sched.

Flurry????? hehehe how's life there??? your YM is always online thought you were online but walang reply! We got na the binibini ringtone just waiting for you to come home with . . . hahahaha

Plummmm???? hows the stay there in tisay's house???? say hi to tisay na lang! Si doyle ay gabi.i wala jud lingaw aw I forgot brandon naman day iyang name hehehehe sigeg miss call ug drop call nya kabaw ka unsa ray gi ingun????? I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SEM aw we all know na btaw anang Doyle hahahahah.

French Fries??????? How's the model from Japan?????? Pero gikantahan jud ka ug wherever you will go noh???? hahahahah Nice job you did on Feona from head to foot jud nga make over hasta accesories as what apple_pay said. Feon you look good bya grabe wa na gud mi kaila nimu! Nag wonder lang mi ni ipay kung gi unsa nimu pag drive? nag heels ka?? or nag change ka ug shoes?

QP?????? as I said nothing new lagi sa imong site I'll check it out nalang sad AGAIN! I'll keep this short nalang para d naka manimaws naku sa imong blog! victimize natalie and dylan na uy ayaw na ako ok thanx

Apple_pay????????? How was the MiVida nights????? nya ni sayaw jud ka heheheheh hope you had fun sad sa Busay! any news for me??? whens Doggy coming home? mu audition man kaha to sa dance club apil man ka diba??




Friday, November 01, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Crossing paths with you was a coincidence I will never regret because you were one of those wonderful people I dreamt of having. I’m so thankful that once in my life’s journey . . . I FOUND YOU

Friday, November 01, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Before reading this! Guys don't know if its in general! Girls is this in general????? hahahahahah

Apple_pay what do you think?? QP?

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE
with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. (THIS IS VERY
TRUE)

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to
LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very
true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u
don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are
TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;


If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo
hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that
it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

Thursday, October 31, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

It took me a long time finding you, you’re someone who I want to be with even after death and if I find myself in heaven without holding your hand, I’ll go on search for you all over again . . .







What is globalization, one may ask. Well, below here is probably
the
best
example on the definition of globalization.

Question: What is the height of globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death

Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French
tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian
who
was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian
medicines! And this is sent to you by a Filipino, using Bill Gates'
technology which he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably
reading
this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and
Korean
made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore
plant,
transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians
and
finally sold to you by China men!

Globalization!!!

Wednesday, October 30, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Quote for the Day

How can I keep you if somebody owns you? How can I go in your way if somebody is blocking my way… How can I love you if somebody is holding you. How can I be special if somebody is special to you?!?

Hi ppl! I'm back Want to know something?????? I'm in the enrollment staff pero wa pa ko nahuman ug enroll you know what I mean QP!hehehehe

Blancheeeee! Wo hen gao xing ni lai wo d Website hehehehehe mura jud ta ug buang wala na raba ta sa xiamen heheheheh zin tian tay hen dr a!!!!! Wo d tian a!!!!! hahahahahaha line ni alex heheheheh tanks for dropping by ha next time please tag .

Ipay!!!!!!!! Please decide kung mukuyug ba ka sa akong subjects pero you owe me burger jud aw pwede sad ang crepe pero mas lami jud ang burger sa ila puti.

cge uy have to go tata

Wednesday, October 30, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »

This was supposed to be Monday’s blog October 28,2002 hehehe there’s something wrong with me and being jinx
Kapoy bya wait kay murag nabuang na ang pacific dili jud akong day uy! But hangol man jud ko mublog hehehe just got home! Gi revise nalang naku ang original message kay stupid internet nilakaw nalang ko before ni na publish.

Quote for the Day:

Of all the days you have been away, I seem to miss you more today, All I have is a starless sky and hopeless to get on by. Though there’s no reason for you to be near, I know its crazy but I wish you were here.

Happy birthday Bill!!!!!!

Billy-billy hahahaha I mean binibini. . . I think I got the wrong song it should be happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you heheheheh blame it on moonie_moonie hahahahah

Bill by the way! Naa nasad commercial nga ang song kay ikaw ang ms. Universe kay its playing now sa tv. Hehehehe QP search the binibini ring tone reminder lang.

Today is Manic Monday, hmmmmm???? Duno what that means I’m still trying to figure that out hehehehe Sloooow. It was kinda hot today phew thank god I was confined in an air conditioned room. I can really say that being in the enrollment staff is quite a hassle but its much better than lining up to enroll just try to get my point. I really surrendered last sem with our kind of enrollment. Speaking of CompE enrollment 2nd year people its your enrollment tomorrow good luck na lang sa line. And please pass your t-shirt designs to Ipay or Gary. Gary mcflurry is not ipay its somebody else. Gary, you are my friend pero they are really requesting kung pwede if mag tag daw ka don’t focus it on yourself daw maybe try to talk about the weather or something else.

Now how was my day? Hmmm. . . okay I woke up at 6:30 AM took a bath then had a bite of cinnamon from cinnabon God it tastes gooooood! By 7:20 I was already going to school and guess what log-in 7:30 AM not a lot of people arrived by that time. Then the work starts from there our snacks were two pieces of brownies and juice. Work??? I really don’t call it work because things in the department are going smoothly. Hehehe what were we really doing most of the time? Ah! From 8:30 to 11:30 we (mitch,bill,bernice,ipay) were trying to decide where to eat for lunch. We finally ended up in Krua thai. Thanks for lunch Bill, now you know how we eat(me and ipay). Imagine, the time we(me, ipay, vanessa, bernice, mitch, bill, deanne, fame, feona and deanne’s sis Lou ann) ate was faster than the time we waited for the food. But don’t get us wrong we were trying to run after the time. You see we were supposed to be in school by 1:30, by 1:00 we were still ordering the food then of all the things the key to the room was with us which was supposed to be left in the department call us LOUSY but it really wasn’t our fault hehehehe. So by 1:45 we were running to school. (Yan bilib ko ni lou ann mu drive mas grabe pa ni insik!!!!). Thank god there weren’t a lot of people who complained.
An hour and 15 mins. later Bill was delivering snacks for us again pizza, chocolate cake and coke hehehehe. Hehehehe I think that was our day, whole day talking bout food.

Now its chika time! I know (I’m not assuming ha) nga a lot of you missed my talks blahblahblah! Di kay daghan man jud mangita ug mangayo ug upadates. Faith!!! I missed you na wa na jud ko kita nimu only saw chen pag Saturday. Unsa man jud akong chika uy! Ah naa na sad bya new charlie’s angel movie. The weather today was pretty hot don’t know about tonight. My god! Speaking of tonight I have to get ready naman diay I’m going out pa. I’m going to fizz and qp’s neighborhood but layu ra sa ilang mga houses. Don’t feel like going naman unta kay kapoy na ko sa enrollment but daug man gyapon ang lakaw pero ambut lang malingaw ba ko ini tonight aw text away and steps away ra btaw mu QP and fizz noh????? Heheheheheh By the way murag nag cge lagi kilat sa gawas DON”T BLAME ME FOR THE WEATHER TONIGHT BLAME IT ON IPAY! (Wa jud ko nalingaw kay sayu kayu nahuman but okay kayu ang chika hahahahah as usual talkative gyapon). Funny day kaayo! Picture this men wearing polo and slacks basta chuy-chuy kayu nya nagbasketball. . . a sight to see right? I think na picturan man siguro to! Oh my! Nag rain na jud karun.

By the way welcome to CEBU! Rachel, Rizza, Reiner and Richard nice seeing you again Rachel. Hope you have a good time here in Cebu .

Bernice! You are bad today ha what you’re doing is really mean don’t forget about KARMA hahahah!

MERCY!!!!!!! KAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! ORANGE FRIEND!!!!!!!!! SIAO PO!!!!!!! CHEDENG!!!!! MA-C CARD!!!!!!Its okay you weren’t able to go to the dept. to visit me kay I know imu raman jud ko kalimtan kay mas labaw man imong sturya!=( nangluod ra ba jud ko! YOU OWE ME ! you now belong to the list of people nga nangluod ko. Call me girl at home kay I really don’t know what to say if your mom answers the phone you na what I mean, fresh pa raba ang na happen. Miss you na hahahahahaah CORNY LUOD bahala ka dinha kay ing.ana sad raba ka! Watch nya ta movie ha the last time kita ra duha watch movie was still katong si Lance ang nagdala nga saba jud kayu ta I think that was January pa the rest naa naman tay kuyug lain. How about the new movie ni reese witherspoon kay medyo love story baya na???? Magka bun-ug nasad ta ini hehehehe aw if you can’t go mangita lang sa ko lain kuyug. ( mercy we missed you tonight, kay murag ako ra nag cge ug katawa did2 wala kuy kuyug ug laugh like me)

Sulit jud ni akong blog ha kay taas na jud kayu

Sige na people uy! Till next time. . .
P.S. drop a line

Wednesday, October 23, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Hi, I'm using nasad the computer sa office kay naka log-on na unta ko gahapon na hutdan pa jud ko ug card grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Anyway(w/o s),I just came from church just want to remind all of you today is wednesday hmmm, just shows that I'm really catholic hahahahah. Hi van and deanne suya mo wala mo apil sa charlie's angel????? hahahahaha nangita pami kung kinsa among charlie kana btaw d jud nimu makit.an pero na day to pirmi nagbantay kanag mag snifff hahahahaha wala pa mi idea kinsa!


Nothing Compares to You

It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away
Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing ...
I said nothing can take away these blues,
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you


It's been so lonely without you here
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby where did I go wrong?
I could put my arms around every boy I see
But they'd only remind me of you
went to the doctor guess what he told me
Guess what he told me?
He said, girl, you better have fun
No matter what you do
But he's a fool ...
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you ...


All the flowers that you planted, mama
In the back yard
All died when you went away
I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you ...


Tuesday, October 22, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Hi people sorry but grabe dugay naku wa ka blog! Didn't know A lot of people would miss me hahahaha touch sad ta da! Grrr. I'll make habol na lang the quote for the day kay I'm logging in as a different user in windows heheheh experimenting windows XP didn't know that I won't be able to open my files If i signed in as a different user. Enrollment for block will be thursday but its not really a block as what we all know its just something to say nga we're at the right year and right sem subjects I'm still thinking of a song to post hmmmmmm. . . . I'll make habol na lang sad.

Saturday, October 19, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
hi there! hmmmm QP you've been telling a lot ha! hoy noh its beter to be ASTIG than MAHINHIN! being mahinhin you can never survive in this world and you wouldn't be able to accomplish anything well which is better? hahahah you forgot to specify three more things I ate hahahahaha before the halo-halo! Gary you're still alive maybe that's why sige ug kilat!!!!!! hahahahahaha

Here's a song that just played on the radio this morning hmmmm forgot how nice this song was!

Kiss Me

Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step.
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.
1-Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me
out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me.

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
(rpt 1, 1)
So kiss me
So kiss me...

Friday, October 18, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
1 - what is your full name? hmm. . . you're lucky if you know it
2 - what colour of underwear are you wearing right now? hahaha I tink its gray or grey
3 - what's your favorite brand of underwear? not really particular about it :)
4 - what song are you listening to right now? The game of love
5 - what are the last four digits of your phone number? home phone: 9999 mobile: 6242
6 - what was the last thing you ate? halo-halo
7 - have a girlfriend/boyfriend? hahahaha NO s there someone hahahahaha
8 - if you were a crayon, what color would you be? ORANGE
9 - where would you like to go on your honeymoon? Venice
11 - do you like snow, sun or rain? Can it be all of those together? I wonder how it would look
12 - how is the weather right now? sunny but my room feels cool now.
13 - last person you talked to on the phone? Vanessa told her to go online
14 - what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face then the shoes hahahaha
15 - do you like the person that sent you this? its from karen by the way hi karen hope you don't mind
16 - how are you today? hahaha had fun my mouth's ok
17 - your favorite drink? iced tea is ok...just dramk dr. pepper
18 - alcohol? occassionally but I'm done with that
19 - how do you eat an Oreo? with milk you know the dunk thing
20 - favourite sport? billiards, swimming
21 - what makes you happy? knowing that i am loved and being thought of
22 - what's the next CD you're gonna get? duno:)
23 - cute ka ba? of course! hahahaha kidding wot you think? hahahahah QP inggit kaba?
24 - hair color? jet black
25 - eye color? really really dark brown.
26 - height? weight? i'm 5'2" and i weigh 105 lbs! hahahahaha :p
27 - do you wear contacts? nope don't need one
28 - siblings and their age? 1 sis. turning 22 this monday
29 - what school did you attend? USC
30 - what religion are you? roman catholic. are you sure you're a catholic?
31 - what do you like to do? eat and sleep! blog like baboy?
32 - what are your future goals? be really successful, in every aspect of the word.
33 - what's your favorite music? I'm experimental
34 - favorite movie? All I can think of now Never Been Kissed and Pretty Woman
35 - favorite day of the year: christmas...
36 - Ffvorite month: i love december :)
37 - do you like to dance? yupyupyup
38 - are you shy to ask someone out? yupyupyup
39 - worst sickness you ever had? don't remember
40 - what's the stupidest thing you have ever done? tons of them...
41 - do you like scary or happy movies better? definitely happy ones
42 - on the phone or in person? in person...but there are some things which are easier said when on the phone than face to face
43 - summer or winter? the middle .
44 - hugs or kisses: hugs then kisses
45 - if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? none.
46 - book you have recently read? 4got
47 - what do you think of Harry Potter? love it
48 - ows? talaga? ows talaga? what do you mean?
49 - the worst feeling/s in the world are loneliness and rejection
50 - if you were to time travel, where would you like to go? correct all my wrongs
51 - if you were given superpowers, what would that be? power to hold time
52 - if you belong to a big-time gang or something? I don't think so
53 - if you're going to be reincarnated, what would you be? still the same I hope

Friday, October 18, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Hi! apple_pay you requested for this hahahahha ni update na jud ko! hmmmmm. . . what can I say now I'm speechless wow! bigmac is speechless hahahahahah PLUM who are you? are you vanessa? bernice? but i think its more on vanessa kay mu think man ug cal. . . Mitch there's something wrong with your blog error gyapon by the way I'm using GSI now!

Here's a song which is always in my mind right now! It's by bernice hahahahah Michelle Branch I mean you know what I mean apple_pay and QP?

The Game of Love

Tell me just what you want me to be
One kiss and boom you're the only one for me
So please tell me why don't you come around no more
Cause right now I'm crying outside the door of your candy store
[Chorus:]
It just takes a little bit of this
A little bit of that
It started with a kiss
Now we're up to bat
A little bit of laughs
A little bit of pain
I'm telling you, my babe
It's all in the game of love

This, whatever you make it to be
Sunshine set on this cold lonely sea
So please baby try and use me for what I'm good for
It ain't sayin' goodbye that's knocking down the door of your candy store

[Chorus]
It's all in this game of love
You roll me
Control me
Console me
Please hold me
You guide me
Divide me
Into what...

[Guitar solo]
Make me feel good, yeah

So please tell me why don't you come around no more
Cause right now I'm dying outside the door of your loving store

[Repeat Chorus]

It's all in this game of love
It's all in the game of love
Yeah, in the game of love

Roll me
Control me
Please hold me
(make me feel good, yeah)

Tuesday, October 15, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Of all the days you have been away, I seem to miss you more today, All I have is a starless sky and hopeless to get on by. Though there’s no reason for you to be near, I know its crazy but I wish you were here.

hi ppl.Ipay nice to have you back! Just arrived home galing movie. Watched the move "Enough". Try to watch it diba you wouldn't want to get married hehehehehe d btaw maka inspire btaw mag boxing. . . .

but the biggest moral lesson "NEVER GO TO THE GUY WHO DEFENDS YOU" hahahahaha jke ra watch the movie nalang

Here's something you can read

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams,
which the father received as, "Father, your daughter has been
successful
in
BED."

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a
telegram
to
his wife, "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was,
"I
wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So
he
ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted
put
on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "Put 'you are getting
older
but you are getting better.'" The salesman asked, "How do you want me
to
put
it?" The man said, "Well...put 'You are getting older' at the top and
'but
you are getting better' at the bottom." When the cake was unveiled at
the
party all the guests were agast at the message on the cake. It reads,
"You
are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the
bottom."

Moral lessons:

1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.

Monday, October 14, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

There’s something about the look in your eyes, something I noticed when the light was just right, it reminded me twice that I was alive and it reminded me that you’re so worth the fight...

HAhahahahaha QP enjoyed my day???? I don't think so sayu pa sa buntag! DAghan na kayu text nangita naku no choice but to wake up early nalang kay gi wanted na to think it was still 900 AM I still needed my sleep kay you na dugay ko natulog!!!!!! hahahahaha
For your information, akong mata karon mura na black eye, the eye make-up was so dark that it can't be completely washed off! Nya akong hair mura na ko si diana ross kay I took out the pins naman!!!! hahahahahaah mura ko nag treasure hunt sa akong hair pero ang treasure kay pins hehehehe corny noh???? sige sa uy I have to take out these hidden pins pa nyt people ciao!!!!

By the way , Bernice arrived na!

BAck to YOu

Back to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I tried to forget you
I tried to stay away
But it's too late
Over you
I'm never over
Over you
Something about you
It's just the way you move
The way you move me
I'm so good at forgetting
And I quit ever game I play
But forgive me, love
I can't turn and walk away
Back to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I walk with your shadow
I'm sleeping in my bed
With your silhouette
should have smiled in that picture
If it's the last that I'll see of you
It's the least that you
Could not do
Leave the light on
I'll never give up on you
Leave the light on
For me too
Back to me
I know that it comes
Back to me
Doesn't it scare you
Your will is not as strong
As it used to be


Sunday, October 13, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Hi people, I have new additions to my links, pls. check it out especiall the new blog ni mitch aka "quarter pounder".

Here's a song that's on my mind.Who could blame me pero murag the whole afternoon gi balik2 intawn ni ug play sa car. In case, you don't know me and my sis were like in the car for almost the whole afternoon well its a long story something to do with visitors then mau man ang available CD and mau man ang request sa kids. But its a nice song man sad in fairness pero hapit na jud ko maka suka sa ka grabe ug replay.

"I'M GONNA MAKE YOU LOVE ME"

I'm gonna make you love me,
Wassup girls
Hi Chris!
So you guys ready?
Yeah we're ready but are you ready?
I don't know, we'll find out.

I'm gonna do everything for you, to show you that my love is true yeah
(oh, baby, oh, baby)

I'll sacrifice for you, I'll always do what's right for you, yeah oh baby, baby, baby.

Every minute every hour,
I'm gonna shower you with love and affection, look out it's coming in your direction.

I'm gonna make you love me, oh yes I will, yes I will.

[Chris]
Look here girl,
My love is strong for you and I know you'll never get tired of me,
oh baby (oh baby) oh baby

And I'm gonna use every trick in the book,
I'll try my best to get you hooked, oh baby baby.

Every night and everyday I'm gonna getcha,
I'm gonna getcha, look out girl cause I'm gonna
getcha.

[Chorus]
[Chris]
Every breath I take,
Every single step I make,
It brings me closer to you baby, closer to you.

[Anias]
You will always be in my heart
For everyday that we're apart
I will always, be with you.

[Rosie]
And every night and everyday

[Chris]
I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha,
look out girl, 'cause I'm gonna getcha.

[Chorus]
I'm gonna make you love me, yes I
will, yes I will, I'm gonna make you love me (yes I will)
I'm gonna make you love me
(woh-ooh-woh-oh-oh) yes I will (oh will) yes I will.

Sunday, October 13, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
MORE IN CORNY JOKES CORNER

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have
ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
sametime."

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish
him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and
one
is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of thesame at
home.

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At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute
5-
year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta
got
'em
from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got
hers."

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him,
what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are
no
longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher

Saturday, October 12, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

I heard someone whisper your name but when I turned around to see who it was, I was all alone. That’s when I realized that it was my heart telling me how much I missed you.

Saturday, October 12, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Hi Just got home its now 2230 oct. 12, 2002. Hey deanne dugaya sad ninyo naka start uy! 500 na 600 nalang wala pa nistart. Heheheeh okay lang I saw you btaw gyapon nagkuyug man mi ato insik and matts.

When Love met Madness

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time, virtues and vices wandered bored, not knowing what to do.

One day, they were all gathered and bored more than ever when Ingenious had an idea: Why don't we play hide and seek?

And all of them liked the idea, and immediately the mad Madness shouted: I want to count, I want to count and since no one else was crazy to seek for Madness, Madness leaned on a tree and started to count, 1, 2, 3. And as Madness counted, the vices and virtues went hiding.

Tenderness hung on the horn of the moon; Treason in a pile of garbage; Fondness cur led up between the clouds; Lie said he
would hide under a stone but he lied and hid at the bottom of the lake; Passion went to the center of the earth; Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking....

And Madness continued to count, 79,80, 81,82.
All the vices and virtues were already hidden by then, except for Love, whom as undecided as he is, did not know where to hide. And this should not surprise us because we all know how difficult it is to hide Love.

And Madness was already at 95, 96,97.and just at the moment when she arrived at hundred, Love jumped into a rosebush and
there he hid out. And Madness shouted "I'm coming! I'm coming!" and as she turned, the first one she saw was Laziness, thrown to her feet because he didn't have any energy to hide.

Then she saw Tenderness in the horn of the Moon, and Lie at the bottom of the lake, and Passion in the center of the earth...
Discovering them one by one, finding all of them but one. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find the last missing one, until Envy, envious for having been discovered, whispered to Madness: "You are lacking Love, and he is hiding in the rosebush."

And Madness took a wooden pitchfork, and stabbed at the rosebush, and stabbed and stabbed, till a heartbreaking shout made her stop.

And, after the shout, Love came out covering his face w ith his hands, and from between his fingers run two threads of blood,
out of his eyes.

Madness anxious to find Love had took out Love's eyes with the pitchfork.

What have I done?, what have I done? - she shouted.
I have left you blind! How can I repair it? And Love answered, you
can't restore my eyes.

But if you want to do something for me, you could be my guide.
From that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.

Friday, October 11, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
CORNY JOKES CORNER

Intsik patay punta sa heaven,

he asks St. Peter: "Ano dyan sa kabila?"

St. Peter: "Wala, impyerno. Super init!!"

Intsik: "Lipat ako dun." St. Peter: "Ha? Bakit?!"

Intsik: "Ako benta ice water."



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Pari: What's your problem, son?

Man: I'm so depressed, Father.

My son is an addict, my daughter is a prostitute

and my wife is a gambler.

Pari: Tsk! Tsk! Disastrous! Is there anything

positive in your life, son?

Man: Meron, Father... my AIDS test.



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A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after
sex?" He

answered: It depends.. if I can find a phone."

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If only Adam and Eve were Chinese they would

not have committed the original sin.

They would have eaten the snake and sold the apple.

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Ano ang animal na di sigurado? BAKA.

Ano naman and laging napuputol? CAT.

E, ano naman ang palaging ayos? Eh, di OX.

Paano naman ang pangit? Eh di COW!

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Alam mo ba kung bakit hulog ka ng langit?

DAHIL BAWAL KA DOON...!

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General: Mr. President, I think our troops are
over-fatigued.

Erap: Okay. Let them wear khaki naman for a change.

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What's the difference between ACCIDENT, CALAMITY and
DISASTER?



When your girlfriend gets pregnant - ACCIDENT

When you live with her - CALAMITY

When your wife finds out - DISASTER!

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A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar
having a

drink.

When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever
can

use

the

words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can
have me

for

tonight."



So the White guy says "I love liver and cheese."

She says "That's not good enough"

The Black man says "I hate liver and cheese"

She says "That's not creative"

Finally, the Filipino says "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

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How do you know if siopao meat is made of cat, rat or
dog?
Pinch

a

piece of siopao and let the cat smell it. If the cat
likes

it...rat!

If

it doesn't...cat! If it runs...dog!

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What's the difference between! corruption in the USA and

corruption in

the Philippines? In the US, they go to jail. In the
Philippines,

they

go

to the US!

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Bakit laging Intsik ang kinikidnap?

Kasi pag Pinoy - hulugan!

Pag Bumbay - 5-6!

Pag Kano - credit card!

E pag Intsik - C.O.D.!!!!

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TEACHER: What is the formula for water?

ERAP: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O

TEACHER: That's not what I taught you.

ERAP: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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Lulubog na ang barko...

PARI: San Pedro, San Jose...

MADRE: Sta. Fe, Sta. Lucia, Sta. Clara...

INTSIK: Anu ba kayo, lubok na balko! tawak pa kayo
pasahelo!

Friday, October 11, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Scientist have a theory that life on earth came from a meteor that crashed long ago, I don’t know about that but I know that life’s a whole lot better since you crashed into mine . . .

Y x% man???? hahahahahaha I know this is corny pero SOFTWIND microSOFT WINDows. Duno who is softwind jud. By the way Happy birthday Edison. So anybody still remember him? its his bday.So will it still rain today??? with lightning???apple_pay where are you???

Hey QP and Mcfizz remember this song?????

Don't Need The Sun To Shine

It's been a while
But your smile always
Brightens up my day
I guess you know
Because it show
You can see it
On my face
Feels like
You've put a spell on me
Feels like
You've captured me
And baby
This is how I feel
Don't need the sun to shine
To make me smile
Don't care if it's dark outside
'Cause I've got you
And though the rain may fall
No I won't care at all
'Cause baby
I know that I got you

Everyday there's a change
You bring out the best in me
My inner soul is what you know
That is how you speak to me
You seem to understand
You know just who I am
And baby, this is how I feel

Don't need the sun to shine
To make me smile
Don't care if it's dark outside
'Cause I've got you
And though the rain may fall
No I won't care at all
'Cause baby
I know that I got you

Don't need a rocket man
To help me touch the sky
I don't need to fly a plane
To get this high
Don't need to hitch a ride
When I could run a million miles
Yes I would, just to see you smile

Don't need the sun to shine
To make me smile
Don't care if it's dark outside
'Cause I've got you
And though the rain may fall
No I won't care at all
'Cause baby
I know that I got you

Thursday, October 10, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Of all the days you have been away, I seem to miss you more today, All I have is a starless sky and hopeless to get on by. Though there’s no reason for you to be near, I know its crazy but I wish you were here.


No One Loves Me Like You

Collapsing was much softer
Still falling always hurt
Only after sensing your love
For always ever burned
You justified my folly
My affluent disguise
Removed revealing nothing
Yet nothing unforgiven lies
Unforgiven lies

No one loves me like you
No one loves me the way you do
No one loves me like you
No one loves me the way, the way that you do

To touch the rose unfearful
Is to meet the thorn
And pierce the heart's emotion
And feel the emptiness no more
Emptiness no more

Took some time to realize I've fallen

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Ipay how was your come211?????? Just got home a while ago. God! my feet hurts! Bill?? how was the defense hehehe? mukhang excited si bill for this saturday am i right people? BAd News: We all won't be seeing each other for like how many weeks??? We won't be doing anything and Ipay when siya mularga? Good news: We have no report to pass on socsci naluoy man gud si sir namu =) No tests for how many weeks.

By the way did you see the SEASON FINALE of FRIENDS ganina? nice kuno wasn't able to watch kay I went out.It was something about a love triangle or something or someone got the wrong idea of who's proposing to who?!?

Sige na uy! mu watch naku TV ciao

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

one night I saw a star that could grant whatever i wish for...i asked it with all my heart if i can have you, but it told me i can't. you know why? it said that someone already wished for you.

Hi just got back from school, took the physics test and duno what happens next. . . Ipay???? wa nakay tests????? QP me and neighbor saw you sa CEAC2 hmmmm........ pretty serious??????? with that loook on the face??????? with the austin powers kilay hahahahahahahahaha neighbor is here with me at home =p by the way we can't find for the philippine society and revolution para sa amo socsci 6 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LOUSY!!!!!!!!!

so what else is new????

Tuesday, October 08, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
Is this touching? or does this Hurt?

RUNAWAY ANGEL

It's so hard to let go of a person you love
It's like your heart and your soul was robbed
And all you can do is to helplessly weep and sob
I feel I can no longer stand to do my job.

I asked myself if it's right to let go
If it's the only thing left to do so
I asked myself if it's wrong to show
That without her, I can't run away from sorrow.

I searched my soul and asked my heart
If I can manage to lose a precious part
She's a part of my heart as well as my life
I knew that letting her go will add strife.

Last night I dreamt of an angel
And the angel asked me if I'm ready to tell
Exactly the way I feel for a person like her
I just vowed my head with all the tears that fell.

"How will you show her that you care?" the angel asked again
After a while she whispered, "Just hold on and continue to love her
Then she held my hand and wrapped me in her wings
And she added, "I'm telling you, it's the greatest thing."

I looked at her with a smile on my face
The burden weighing inside was suddenly chased
I tried to listen to my heart as it says
"Just keep on hanging and solve the case…"

The angel released me from her loving arms
And flashed her smile on her incredible charm
With her gentle voice, she uttered these words
"Find your way back to her, with the help of the Lord."

I suddenly felt the strength that grew inside
The pain, doubts, fears and worries, I set them all aside
As the angel was waving goodbye and walking away from my side
She shouted, "Keep on hanging and swallow your pride."

I vowed my head with tears on my face
Suddenly I shouted and calmly said, "Wait!"
"What if this time, I will still fail?"
She replied,"Just follow the star in your heart before it's too late."

I looked through her eyes with the pain in my heart
I read her lips saying "Make a brand new start"
"I'll always be here, this is what I want you to know."
Those were her last words as she spead her wings ready to go.

***And now, my friend I've decided and made upmy mind
I finally realized I can never leave you behind
I just hope that destiny and life will be kind
I wish that someday, the key to your heart I could find
As I was searching my way back to you
I'm hoping that still, there's something I could do
To save our friendship and for us to get through
Now, I'll be asking you, Will you help me too?

I just want you to knoe I really value our friedship
That's why I'm making sure that I'll make my tightest grip
Although I know that someday I might be hurt
I don't mind feeling the pain, just like a newly birth

I guess I'm ready to face the reality
And no matter what your decision may be
You can be sure that I'll accept it gladly
Now, can I describe a perfect friendship as YOU and ME?

Tuesday, October 08, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »
QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Somehow over the time that has passed, you have become an important part of my life and slowly i'm starting to be afraid of losing you. but then i just realize that i'm holding onto a hand that also won't let me go.

Comments please???

Hi! I know gimingaw namu naku!!!!!!! welllll, I'm back and alive nasad ang site. So TAG lang gyapon mo and sign sa GBOOK kay we won't be seeing each other anymore.

Ipay ako nasad modem ang guba well gipa borrow man ko ni mitch ug modem kay dead na ako website (spoiled aka hupas na).Nya how was your tests people???? Uy, si gary ni exist nasad hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! Since you said you can't believe me doing the enrolment, I decided to REALLLLLLLLY do it! Hmmmmmmm????? where man ko ma assign???? wat department for the enrollment anybody know????? Ang magpatabang ug enrol di naku tabangan SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!




Always You

I see a mystery ship out on the water
I wonder where it's sailing to
Is someone waiting in some other harbor
These fantasies they blow my way
Like sirens to a fool
And in the stillness of my soul
I keep returning to

(CHORUS)
Always you
You know I live on the wind where love runs free
I come back to you
Always you
And when I fall to earth you're always there for me
I come back, I come back, I come back to you

Looking at myself 'til the mirror shatters
I hear a madman sing his tune (he says)
It's only love that ever really matters
I wake up in this dream tonight
That's when I see the truth
Of all the faces in my heart
There's only one I choose

(CHORUS)

Something in my soul never changes baby
You're the one that's keeping me sane
There is no other that I have ever conceived
Could be my lover and never leave when I run free
Could be my lover, could be my lover

Saturday, October 05, 2002 Edit This 0 Comments »


Are you NASTY or NICE?

Quiz made by Angela

Hi I'm nice lagi jud??????!!!!!! Walay mu reklamo hahahaha At last finish na atong calculus and come 211. so how are you people? Sign naman the guestbook and tagboard maypa na si alain ato Mr. Compe sa batch aka Coke mu sign jud sa duha nya two times pa jud heheheheheh. So ipay flying colors man kayo ka today hahahahaha just joking ahemm teasing. . . Sorry wala pa koy quote for the day kay I'm not using pa my computer na ko sa office


HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime
time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the
US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can
hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who
walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
(now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness:
38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of
eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any
given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their
hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in
China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom
Sawyer.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile
National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a
great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts -
Charlemagne, Clubs - Alexander, the Great Diamonds -
Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has
both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person
died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the
person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence
on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most
of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature
wasn't added until 5 years later.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine
that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor
belt.

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other
month?
A. Conception.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of
what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the
most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would
you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in
common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any
other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs
Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people
at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed
frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the
mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on.
Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years
ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's
father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead
he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because
their calendar was lunar based, this period was called
the honey month
we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.
So in old England, when customers got unruly, the
bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and
quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase
"mind your P's and Q's".

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a
whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic
cups. When they needed refill, they used the whistle
to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase
inspired by this practice.

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus. the
word GOLF entered into the English language.

AND, FINALLY...
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick
their elbow.