Emancipation

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

It took me a long time finding you, you’re someone who I want to be with even after death and if I find myself in heaven without holding your hand, I’ll go on search for you all over again . . .







What is globalization, one may ask. Well, below here is probably
the
best
example on the definition of globalization.

Question: What is the height of globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death

Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French
tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian
who
was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian
medicines! And this is sent to you by a Filipino, using Bill Gates'
technology which he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably
reading
this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and
Korean
made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore
plant,
transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians
and
finally sold to you by China men!

Globalization!!!

Quote for the Day

How can I keep you if somebody owns you? How can I go in your way if somebody is blocking my way… How can I love you if somebody is holding you. How can I be special if somebody is special to you?!?

Hi ppl! I'm back Want to know something?????? I'm in the enrollment staff pero wa pa ko nahuman ug enroll you know what I mean QP!hehehehe

Blancheeeee! Wo hen gao xing ni lai wo d Website hehehehehe mura jud ta ug buang wala na raba ta sa xiamen heheheheh zin tian tay hen dr a!!!!! Wo d tian a!!!!! hahahahahaha line ni alex heheheheh tanks for dropping by ha next time please tag .

Ipay!!!!!!!! Please decide kung mukuyug ba ka sa akong subjects pero you owe me burger jud aw pwede sad ang crepe pero mas lami jud ang burger sa ila puti.

cge uy have to go tata

This was supposed to be Monday’s blog October 28,2002 hehehe there’s something wrong with me and being jinx
Kapoy bya wait kay murag nabuang na ang pacific dili jud akong day uy! But hangol man jud ko mublog hehehe just got home! Gi revise nalang naku ang original message kay stupid internet nilakaw nalang ko before ni na publish.

Quote for the Day:

Of all the days you have been away, I seem to miss you more today, All I have is a starless sky and hopeless to get on by. Though there’s no reason for you to be near, I know its crazy but I wish you were here.

Happy birthday Bill!!!!!!

Billy-billy hahahaha I mean binibini. . . I think I got the wrong song it should be happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you heheheheh blame it on moonie_moonie hahahahah

Bill by the way! Naa nasad commercial nga ang song kay ikaw ang ms. Universe kay its playing now sa tv. Hehehehe QP search the binibini ring tone reminder lang.

Today is Manic Monday, hmmmmm???? Duno what that means I’m still trying to figure that out hehehehe Sloooow. It was kinda hot today phew thank god I was confined in an air conditioned room. I can really say that being in the enrollment staff is quite a hassle but its much better than lining up to enroll just try to get my point. I really surrendered last sem with our kind of enrollment. Speaking of CompE enrollment 2nd year people its your enrollment tomorrow good luck na lang sa line. And please pass your t-shirt designs to Ipay or Gary. Gary mcflurry is not ipay its somebody else. Gary, you are my friend pero they are really requesting kung pwede if mag tag daw ka don’t focus it on yourself daw maybe try to talk about the weather or something else.

Now how was my day? Hmmm. . . okay I woke up at 6:30 AM took a bath then had a bite of cinnamon from cinnabon God it tastes gooooood! By 7:20 I was already going to school and guess what log-in 7:30 AM not a lot of people arrived by that time. Then the work starts from there our snacks were two pieces of brownies and juice. Work??? I really don’t call it work because things in the department are going smoothly. Hehehe what were we really doing most of the time? Ah! From 8:30 to 11:30 we (mitch,bill,bernice,ipay) were trying to decide where to eat for lunch. We finally ended up in Krua thai. Thanks for lunch Bill, now you know how we eat(me and ipay). Imagine, the time we(me, ipay, vanessa, bernice, mitch, bill, deanne, fame, feona and deanne’s sis Lou ann) ate was faster than the time we waited for the food. But don’t get us wrong we were trying to run after the time. You see we were supposed to be in school by 1:30, by 1:00 we were still ordering the food then of all the things the key to the room was with us which was supposed to be left in the department call us LOUSY but it really wasn’t our fault hehehehe. So by 1:45 we were running to school. (Yan bilib ko ni lou ann mu drive mas grabe pa ni insik!!!!). Thank god there weren’t a lot of people who complained.
An hour and 15 mins. later Bill was delivering snacks for us again pizza, chocolate cake and coke hehehehe. Hehehehe I think that was our day, whole day talking bout food.

Now its chika time! I know (I’m not assuming ha) nga a lot of you missed my talks blahblahblah! Di kay daghan man jud mangita ug mangayo ug upadates. Faith!!! I missed you na wa na jud ko kita nimu only saw chen pag Saturday. Unsa man jud akong chika uy! Ah naa na sad bya new charlie’s angel movie. The weather today was pretty hot don’t know about tonight. My god! Speaking of tonight I have to get ready naman diay I’m going out pa. I’m going to fizz and qp’s neighborhood but layu ra sa ilang mga houses. Don’t feel like going naman unta kay kapoy na ko sa enrollment but daug man gyapon ang lakaw pero ambut lang malingaw ba ko ini tonight aw text away and steps away ra btaw mu QP and fizz noh????? Heheheheheh By the way murag nag cge lagi kilat sa gawas DON”T BLAME ME FOR THE WEATHER TONIGHT BLAME IT ON IPAY! (Wa jud ko nalingaw kay sayu kayu nahuman but okay kayu ang chika hahahahah as usual talkative gyapon). Funny day kaayo! Picture this men wearing polo and slacks basta chuy-chuy kayu nya nagbasketball. . . a sight to see right? I think na picturan man siguro to! Oh my! Nag rain na jud karun.

By the way welcome to CEBU! Rachel, Rizza, Reiner and Richard nice seeing you again Rachel. Hope you have a good time here in Cebu .

Bernice! You are bad today ha what you’re doing is really mean don’t forget about KARMA hahahah!

MERCY!!!!!!! KAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! ORANGE FRIEND!!!!!!!!! SIAO PO!!!!!!! CHEDENG!!!!! MA-C CARD!!!!!!Its okay you weren’t able to go to the dept. to visit me kay I know imu raman jud ko kalimtan kay mas labaw man imong sturya!=( nangluod ra ba jud ko! YOU OWE ME ! you now belong to the list of people nga nangluod ko. Call me girl at home kay I really don’t know what to say if your mom answers the phone you na what I mean, fresh pa raba ang na happen. Miss you na hahahahahaah CORNY LUOD bahala ka dinha kay ing.ana sad raba ka! Watch nya ta movie ha the last time kita ra duha watch movie was still katong si Lance ang nagdala nga saba jud kayu ta I think that was January pa the rest naa naman tay kuyug lain. How about the new movie ni reese witherspoon kay medyo love story baya na???? Magka bun-ug nasad ta ini hehehehe aw if you can’t go mangita lang sa ko lain kuyug. ( mercy we missed you tonight, kay murag ako ra nag cge ug katawa did2 wala kuy kuyug ug laugh like me)

Sulit jud ni akong blog ha kay taas na jud kayu

Sige na people uy! Till next time. . .
P.S. drop a line

Hi, I'm using nasad the computer sa office kay naka log-on na unta ko gahapon na hutdan pa jud ko ug card grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Anyway(w/o s),I just came from church just want to remind all of you today is wednesday hmmm, just shows that I'm really catholic hahahahah. Hi van and deanne suya mo wala mo apil sa charlie's angel????? hahahahaha nangita pami kung kinsa among charlie kana btaw d jud nimu makit.an pero na day to pirmi nagbantay kanag mag snifff hahahahaha wala pa mi idea kinsa!


Nothing Compares to You

It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away
Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing ...
I said nothing can take away these blues,
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you


It's been so lonely without you here
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby where did I go wrong?
I could put my arms around every boy I see
But they'd only remind me of you
went to the doctor guess what he told me
Guess what he told me?
He said, girl, you better have fun
No matter what you do
But he's a fool ...
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you ...


All the flowers that you planted, mama
In the back yard
All died when you went away
I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you ...

Hi people sorry but grabe dugay naku wa ka blog! Didn't know A lot of people would miss me hahahaha touch sad ta da! Grrr. I'll make habol na lang the quote for the day kay I'm logging in as a different user in windows heheheh experimenting windows XP didn't know that I won't be able to open my files If i signed in as a different user. Enrollment for block will be thursday but its not really a block as what we all know its just something to say nga we're at the right year and right sem subjects I'm still thinking of a song to post hmmmmmm. . . . I'll make habol na lang sad.

hi there! hmmmm QP you've been telling a lot ha! hoy noh its beter to be ASTIG than MAHINHIN! being mahinhin you can never survive in this world and you wouldn't be able to accomplish anything well which is better? hahahah you forgot to specify three more things I ate hahahahaha before the halo-halo! Gary you're still alive maybe that's why sige ug kilat!!!!!! hahahahahaha

Here's a song that just played on the radio this morning hmmmm forgot how nice this song was!

Kiss Me

Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step.
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.
1-Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me
out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me.

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
(rpt 1, 1)
So kiss me
So kiss me...

1 - what is your full name? hmm. . . you're lucky if you know it
2 - what colour of underwear are you wearing right now? hahaha I tink its gray or grey
3 - what's your favorite brand of underwear? not really particular about it :)
4 - what song are you listening to right now? The game of love
5 - what are the last four digits of your phone number? home phone: 9999 mobile: 6242
6 - what was the last thing you ate? halo-halo
7 - have a girlfriend/boyfriend? hahahaha NO s there someone hahahahaha
8 - if you were a crayon, what color would you be? ORANGE
9 - where would you like to go on your honeymoon? Venice
11 - do you like snow, sun or rain? Can it be all of those together? I wonder how it would look
12 - how is the weather right now? sunny but my room feels cool now.
13 - last person you talked to on the phone? Vanessa told her to go online
14 - what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face then the shoes hahahaha
15 - do you like the person that sent you this? its from karen by the way hi karen hope you don't mind
16 - how are you today? hahaha had fun my mouth's ok
17 - your favorite drink? iced tea is ok...just dramk dr. pepper
18 - alcohol? occassionally but I'm done with that
19 - how do you eat an Oreo? with milk you know the dunk thing
20 - favourite sport? billiards, swimming
21 - what makes you happy? knowing that i am loved and being thought of
22 - what's the next CD you're gonna get? duno:)
23 - cute ka ba? of course! hahahaha kidding wot you think? hahahahah QP inggit kaba?
24 - hair color? jet black
25 - eye color? really really dark brown.
26 - height? weight? i'm 5'2" and i weigh 105 lbs! hahahahaha :p
27 - do you wear contacts? nope don't need one
28 - siblings and their age? 1 sis. turning 22 this monday
29 - what school did you attend? USC
30 - what religion are you? roman catholic. are you sure you're a catholic?
31 - what do you like to do? eat and sleep! blog like baboy?
32 - what are your future goals? be really successful, in every aspect of the word.
33 - what's your favorite music? I'm experimental
34 - favorite movie? All I can think of now Never Been Kissed and Pretty Woman
35 - favorite day of the year: christmas...
36 - Ffvorite month: i love december :)
37 - do you like to dance? yupyupyup
38 - are you shy to ask someone out? yupyupyup
39 - worst sickness you ever had? don't remember
40 - what's the stupidest thing you have ever done? tons of them...
41 - do you like scary or happy movies better? definitely happy ones
42 - on the phone or in person? in person...but there are some things which are easier said when on the phone than face to face
43 - summer or winter? the middle .
44 - hugs or kisses: hugs then kisses
45 - if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? none.
46 - book you have recently read? 4got
47 - what do you think of Harry Potter? love it
48 - ows? talaga? ows talaga? what do you mean?
49 - the worst feeling/s in the world are loneliness and rejection
50 - if you were to time travel, where would you like to go? correct all my wrongs
51 - if you were given superpowers, what would that be? power to hold time
52 - if you belong to a big-time gang or something? I don't think so
53 - if you're going to be reincarnated, what would you be? still the same I hope

Hi! apple_pay you requested for this hahahahha ni update na jud ko! hmmmmm. . . what can I say now I'm speechless wow! bigmac is speechless hahahahahah PLUM who are you? are you vanessa? bernice? but i think its more on vanessa kay mu think man ug cal. . . Mitch there's something wrong with your blog error gyapon by the way I'm using GSI now!

Here's a song which is always in my mind right now! It's by bernice hahahahah Michelle Branch I mean you know what I mean apple_pay and QP?

The Game of Love

Tell me just what you want me to be
One kiss and boom you're the only one for me
So please tell me why don't you come around no more
Cause right now I'm crying outside the door of your candy store
[Chorus:]
It just takes a little bit of this
A little bit of that
It started with a kiss
Now we're up to bat
A little bit of laughs
A little bit of pain
I'm telling you, my babe
It's all in the game of love

This, whatever you make it to be
Sunshine set on this cold lonely sea
So please baby try and use me for what I'm good for
It ain't sayin' goodbye that's knocking down the door of your candy store

[Chorus]
It's all in this game of love
You roll me
Control me
Console me
Please hold me
You guide me
Divide me
Into what...

[Guitar solo]
Make me feel good, yeah

So please tell me why don't you come around no more
Cause right now I'm dying outside the door of your loving store

[Repeat Chorus]

It's all in this game of love
It's all in the game of love
Yeah, in the game of love

Roll me
Control me
Please hold me
(make me feel good, yeah)

QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Of all the days you have been away, I seem to miss you more today, All I have is a starless sky and hopeless to get on by. Though there’s no reason for you to be near, I know its crazy but I wish you were here.

hi ppl.Ipay nice to have you back! Just arrived home galing movie. Watched the move "Enough". Try to watch it diba you wouldn't want to get married hehehehehe d btaw maka inspire btaw mag boxing. . . .

but the biggest moral lesson "NEVER GO TO THE GUY WHO DEFENDS YOU" hahahahaha jke ra watch the movie nalang

Here's something you can read

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams,
which the father received as, "Father, your daughter has been
successful
in
BED."

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a
telegram
to
his wife, "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was,
"I
wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So
he
ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted
put
on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "Put 'you are getting
older
but you are getting better.'" The salesman asked, "How do you want me
to
put
it?" The man said, "Well...put 'You are getting older' at the top and
'but
you are getting better' at the bottom." When the cake was unveiled at
the
party all the guests were agast at the message on the cake. It reads,
"You
are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the
bottom."

Moral lessons:

1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

There’s something about the look in your eyes, something I noticed when the light was just right, it reminded me twice that I was alive and it reminded me that you’re so worth the fight...

HAhahahahaha QP enjoyed my day???? I don't think so sayu pa sa buntag! DAghan na kayu text nangita naku no choice but to wake up early nalang kay gi wanted na to think it was still 900 AM I still needed my sleep kay you na dugay ko natulog!!!!!! hahahahaha
For your information, akong mata karon mura na black eye, the eye make-up was so dark that it can't be completely washed off! Nya akong hair mura na ko si diana ross kay I took out the pins naman!!!! hahahahahaah mura ko nag treasure hunt sa akong hair pero ang treasure kay pins hehehehe corny noh???? sige sa uy I have to take out these hidden pins pa nyt people ciao!!!!

By the way , Bernice arrived na!

BAck to YOu

Back to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I tried to forget you
I tried to stay away
But it's too late
Over you
I'm never over
Over you
Something about you
It's just the way you move
The way you move me
I'm so good at forgetting
And I quit ever game I play
But forgive me, love
I can't turn and walk away
Back to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I walk with your shadow
I'm sleeping in my bed
With your silhouette
should have smiled in that picture
If it's the last that I'll see of you
It's the least that you
Could not do
Leave the light on
I'll never give up on you
Leave the light on
For me too
Back to me
I know that it comes
Back to me
Doesn't it scare you
Your will is not as strong
As it used to be

Hi people, I have new additions to my links, pls. check it out especiall the new blog ni mitch aka "quarter pounder".

Here's a song that's on my mind.Who could blame me pero murag the whole afternoon gi balik2 intawn ni ug play sa car. In case, you don't know me and my sis were like in the car for almost the whole afternoon well its a long story something to do with visitors then mau man ang available CD and mau man ang request sa kids. But its a nice song man sad in fairness pero hapit na jud ko maka suka sa ka grabe ug replay.

"I'M GONNA MAKE YOU LOVE ME"

I'm gonna make you love me,
Wassup girls
Hi Chris!
So you guys ready?
Yeah we're ready but are you ready?
I don't know, we'll find out.

I'm gonna do everything for you, to show you that my love is true yeah
(oh, baby, oh, baby)

I'll sacrifice for you, I'll always do what's right for you, yeah oh baby, baby, baby.

Every minute every hour,
I'm gonna shower you with love and affection, look out it's coming in your direction.

I'm gonna make you love me, oh yes I will, yes I will.

[Chris]
Look here girl,
My love is strong for you and I know you'll never get tired of me,
oh baby (oh baby) oh baby

And I'm gonna use every trick in the book,
I'll try my best to get you hooked, oh baby baby.

Every night and everyday I'm gonna getcha,
I'm gonna getcha, look out girl cause I'm gonna
getcha.

[Chorus]
[Chris]
Every breath I take,
Every single step I make,
It brings me closer to you baby, closer to you.

[Anias]
You will always be in my heart
For everyday that we're apart
I will always, be with you.

[Rosie]
And every night and everyday

[Chris]
I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha,
look out girl, 'cause I'm gonna getcha.

[Chorus]
I'm gonna make you love me, yes I
will, yes I will, I'm gonna make you love me (yes I will)
I'm gonna make you love me
(woh-ooh-woh-oh-oh) yes I will (oh will) yes I will.

MORE IN CORNY JOKES CORNER

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have
ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
sametime."

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish
him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and
one
is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of thesame at
home.

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At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute
5-
year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta
got
'em
from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got
hers."

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him,
what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are
no
longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

I heard someone whisper your name but when I turned around to see who it was, I was all alone. That’s when I realized that it was my heart telling me how much I missed you.

Hi Just got home its now 2230 oct. 12, 2002. Hey deanne dugaya sad ninyo naka start uy! 500 na 600 nalang wala pa nistart. Heheheeh okay lang I saw you btaw gyapon nagkuyug man mi ato insik and matts.

When Love met Madness

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time, virtues and vices wandered bored, not knowing what to do.

One day, they were all gathered and bored more than ever when Ingenious had an idea: Why don't we play hide and seek?

And all of them liked the idea, and immediately the mad Madness shouted: I want to count, I want to count and since no one else was crazy to seek for Madness, Madness leaned on a tree and started to count, 1, 2, 3. And as Madness counted, the vices and virtues went hiding.

Tenderness hung on the horn of the moon; Treason in a pile of garbage; Fondness cur led up between the clouds; Lie said he
would hide under a stone but he lied and hid at the bottom of the lake; Passion went to the center of the earth; Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking....

And Madness continued to count, 79,80, 81,82.
All the vices and virtues were already hidden by then, except for Love, whom as undecided as he is, did not know where to hide. And this should not surprise us because we all know how difficult it is to hide Love.

And Madness was already at 95, 96,97.and just at the moment when she arrived at hundred, Love jumped into a rosebush and
there he hid out. And Madness shouted "I'm coming! I'm coming!" and as she turned, the first one she saw was Laziness, thrown to her feet because he didn't have any energy to hide.

Then she saw Tenderness in the horn of the Moon, and Lie at the bottom of the lake, and Passion in the center of the earth...
Discovering them one by one, finding all of them but one. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find the last missing one, until Envy, envious for having been discovered, whispered to Madness: "You are lacking Love, and he is hiding in the rosebush."

And Madness took a wooden pitchfork, and stabbed at the rosebush, and stabbed and stabbed, till a heartbreaking shout made her stop.

And, after the shout, Love came out covering his face w ith his hands, and from between his fingers run two threads of blood,
out of his eyes.

Madness anxious to find Love had took out Love's eyes with the pitchfork.

What have I done?, what have I done? - she shouted.
I have left you blind! How can I repair it? And Love answered, you
can't restore my eyes.

But if you want to do something for me, you could be my guide.
From that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.

CORNY JOKES CORNER

Intsik patay punta sa heaven,

he asks St. Peter: "Ano dyan sa kabila?"

St. Peter: "Wala, impyerno. Super init!!"

Intsik: "Lipat ako dun." St. Peter: "Ha? Bakit?!"

Intsik: "Ako benta ice water."



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Pari: What's your problem, son?

Man: I'm so depressed, Father.

My son is an addict, my daughter is a prostitute

and my wife is a gambler.

Pari: Tsk! Tsk! Disastrous! Is there anything

positive in your life, son?

Man: Meron, Father... my AIDS test.



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A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after
sex?" He

answered: It depends.. if I can find a phone."

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If only Adam and Eve were Chinese they would

not have committed the original sin.

They would have eaten the snake and sold the apple.

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Ano ang animal na di sigurado? BAKA.

Ano naman and laging napuputol? CAT.

E, ano naman ang palaging ayos? Eh, di OX.

Paano naman ang pangit? Eh di COW!

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Alam mo ba kung bakit hulog ka ng langit?

DAHIL BAWAL KA DOON...!

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General: Mr. President, I think our troops are
over-fatigued.

Erap: Okay. Let them wear khaki naman for a change.

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What's the difference between ACCIDENT, CALAMITY and
DISASTER?



When your girlfriend gets pregnant - ACCIDENT

When you live with her - CALAMITY

When your wife finds out - DISASTER!

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A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar
having a

drink.

When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever
can

use

the

words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can
have me

for

tonight."



So the White guy says "I love liver and cheese."

She says "That's not good enough"

The Black man says "I hate liver and cheese"

She says "That's not creative"

Finally, the Filipino says "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

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How do you know if siopao meat is made of cat, rat or
dog?
Pinch

a

piece of siopao and let the cat smell it. If the cat
likes

it...rat!

If

it doesn't...cat! If it runs...dog!

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What's the difference between! corruption in the USA and

corruption in

the Philippines? In the US, they go to jail. In the
Philippines,

they

go

to the US!

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Bakit laging Intsik ang kinikidnap?

Kasi pag Pinoy - hulugan!

Pag Bumbay - 5-6!

Pag Kano - credit card!

E pag Intsik - C.O.D.!!!!

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TEACHER: What is the formula for water?

ERAP: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O

TEACHER: That's not what I taught you.

ERAP: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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Lulubog na ang barko...

PARI: San Pedro, San Jose...

MADRE: Sta. Fe, Sta. Lucia, Sta. Clara...

INTSIK: Anu ba kayo, lubok na balko! tawak pa kayo
pasahelo!

QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Scientist have a theory that life on earth came from a meteor that crashed long ago, I don’t know about that but I know that life’s a whole lot better since you crashed into mine . . .

Y x% man???? hahahahahaha I know this is corny pero SOFTWIND microSOFT WINDows. Duno who is softwind jud. By the way Happy birthday Edison. So anybody still remember him? its his bday.So will it still rain today??? with lightning???apple_pay where are you???

Hey QP and Mcfizz remember this song?????

Don't Need The Sun To Shine

It's been a while
But your smile always
Brightens up my day
I guess you know
Because it show
You can see it
On my face
Feels like
You've put a spell on me
Feels like
You've captured me
And baby
This is how I feel
Don't need the sun to shine
To make me smile
Don't care if it's dark outside
'Cause I've got you
And though the rain may fall
No I won't care at all
'Cause baby
I know that I got you

Everyday there's a change
You bring out the best in me
My inner soul is what you know
That is how you speak to me
You seem to understand
You know just who I am
And baby, this is how I feel

Don't need the sun to shine
To make me smile
Don't care if it's dark outside
'Cause I've got you
And though the rain may fall
No I won't care at all
'Cause baby
I know that I got you

Don't need a rocket man
To help me touch the sky
I don't need to fly a plane
To get this high
Don't need to hitch a ride
When I could run a million miles
Yes I would, just to see you smile

Don't need the sun to shine
To make me smile
Don't care if it's dark outside
'Cause I've got you
And though the rain may fall
No I won't care at all
'Cause baby
I know that I got you

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Of all the days you have been away, I seem to miss you more today, All I have is a starless sky and hopeless to get on by. Though there’s no reason for you to be near, I know its crazy but I wish you were here.


No One Loves Me Like You

Collapsing was much softer
Still falling always hurt
Only after sensing your love
For always ever burned
You justified my folly
My affluent disguise
Removed revealing nothing
Yet nothing unforgiven lies
Unforgiven lies

No one loves me like you
No one loves me the way you do
No one loves me like you
No one loves me the way, the way that you do

To touch the rose unfearful
Is to meet the thorn
And pierce the heart's emotion
And feel the emptiness no more
Emptiness no more

Took some time to realize I've fallen

Ipay how was your come211?????? Just got home a while ago. God! my feet hurts! Bill?? how was the defense hehehe? mukhang excited si bill for this saturday am i right people? BAd News: We all won't be seeing each other for like how many weeks??? We won't be doing anything and Ipay when siya mularga? Good news: We have no report to pass on socsci naluoy man gud si sir namu =) No tests for how many weeks.

By the way did you see the SEASON FINALE of FRIENDS ganina? nice kuno wasn't able to watch kay I went out.It was something about a love triangle or something or someone got the wrong idea of who's proposing to who?!?

Sige na uy! mu watch naku TV ciao

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

one night I saw a star that could grant whatever i wish for...i asked it with all my heart if i can have you, but it told me i can't. you know why? it said that someone already wished for you.

Hi just got back from school, took the physics test and duno what happens next. . . Ipay???? wa nakay tests????? QP me and neighbor saw you sa CEAC2 hmmmm........ pretty serious??????? with that loook on the face??????? with the austin powers kilay hahahahahahahahaha neighbor is here with me at home =p by the way we can't find for the philippine society and revolution para sa amo socsci 6 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LOUSY!!!!!!!!!

so what else is new????

Is this touching? or does this Hurt?

RUNAWAY ANGEL

It's so hard to let go of a person you love
It's like your heart and your soul was robbed
And all you can do is to helplessly weep and sob
I feel I can no longer stand to do my job.

I asked myself if it's right to let go
If it's the only thing left to do so
I asked myself if it's wrong to show
That without her, I can't run away from sorrow.

I searched my soul and asked my heart
If I can manage to lose a precious part
She's a part of my heart as well as my life
I knew that letting her go will add strife.

Last night I dreamt of an angel
And the angel asked me if I'm ready to tell
Exactly the way I feel for a person like her
I just vowed my head with all the tears that fell.

"How will you show her that you care?" the angel asked again
After a while she whispered, "Just hold on and continue to love her
Then she held my hand and wrapped me in her wings
And she added, "I'm telling you, it's the greatest thing."

I looked at her with a smile on my face
The burden weighing inside was suddenly chased
I tried to listen to my heart as it says
"Just keep on hanging and solve the case…"

The angel released me from her loving arms
And flashed her smile on her incredible charm
With her gentle voice, she uttered these words
"Find your way back to her, with the help of the Lord."

I suddenly felt the strength that grew inside
The pain, doubts, fears and worries, I set them all aside
As the angel was waving goodbye and walking away from my side
She shouted, "Keep on hanging and swallow your pride."

I vowed my head with tears on my face
Suddenly I shouted and calmly said, "Wait!"
"What if this time, I will still fail?"
She replied,"Just follow the star in your heart before it's too late."

I looked through her eyes with the pain in my heart
I read her lips saying "Make a brand new start"
"I'll always be here, this is what I want you to know."
Those were her last words as she spead her wings ready to go.

***And now, my friend I've decided and made upmy mind
I finally realized I can never leave you behind
I just hope that destiny and life will be kind
I wish that someday, the key to your heart I could find
As I was searching my way back to you
I'm hoping that still, there's something I could do
To save our friendship and for us to get through
Now, I'll be asking you, Will you help me too?

I just want you to knoe I really value our friedship
That's why I'm making sure that I'll make my tightest grip
Although I know that someday I might be hurt
I don't mind feeling the pain, just like a newly birth

I guess I'm ready to face the reality
And no matter what your decision may be
You can be sure that I'll accept it gladly
Now, can I describe a perfect friendship as YOU and ME?